They canceled my vote

I thought this piece in the Onion was brilliant when I first read it weeks ago. I thought I linked to it, but apparently not:

[ 60 Million People You'd Never Talk To Voting For Other Guy ] "While you are 100 percent certain that your preferred candidate's stance on issues such as foreign policy and the economy would appeal to any human being with half a brain, there is, in this very same country, an equally large voting bloc which believes that you and your candidate of choice are absolutely insane," the report's co-author Dr. Mark Grier said during a press conference.

Read the whole thing.