Here's a merry jest

I like to read this like a breathless teenage girl. It's really from Hilary Clinton in the Guardian today:

This agreement is just one of several concrete steps the United States is taking to make good on President Obama's pledge to make America and the world safer by reducing the threat of nuclear weapons, proliferation and terrorism.

Or perhaps, it will read better like this:

Like, this agreement is, you know, just, like one of several concrete steps the United States is, like, taking to make good on President Obama's, you know, pledge to make America and the world safer by, like, reducing, you know, the threat of nuclear weapons, proliferation and terrorism. Isn't that the coolest thing, like, ever!

Read the whole thing, it's silliness.