When Couches are Outlawed...

...only outlaws will have couches!
Pittsburgh City Council today gave its unanimous, initial approval to legislation banning mattresses, box springs, sofas and upholstered chairs from city porches, primarily to prevent the celebratory burning of such items, as has happened repeatedly in Oakland.

..."One idiot that decides to place an accelerant on the wood of that porch, and that whole row of houses could go up."

If they want my porch couch, they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

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